Wine + Talking + Outside (should not) = fall off balcony

Cops are saying alcohol might have been a factor in a 25-year-old Ontario woman falling off a balcony while visiting friends in Montreal. I've been pretty drunk on different occasions and have never once come closing to taking a header off a balcony. How the hell does that happen?...A shooting in the Byward market left one person dead and one injured early Thursday morning. This apparently had something to do with one bar hosting a hip hop night, while the one above it was hosting gay night. Someone actually said that out loud, to a reporter. Good call...No new cases of the Mexican Flu have been reported in Ottawa yet today. Could this global pandemic of ridiculousness be slowing down?...24 star Kiefer Sutherland is in some shit again for headbutting some guy. Who headbutts?! Takin' our TV role a little too far, are we?...Liberal MPP Ruby Dahla is getting some serious flack for allegedly mistreating her two live in nannies. Shockingly (and by that I mean it is in no way shocking), Tory MPP Lisa MacLeod made some comments about how outraged she was about it. I'm starting to think MacLeod has a prepared list of comments designed to express outrage taped to her desk and she just randomly picks a different one every day. Kind of like a more annoying Dilbert calendar...